Well, it's one rule for us, no rules for them
Right now they're probably getting on the send, it's
a good old life down at number ten
Living it up with no consequence
one rule for us, no rules for them
Right now they're probably getting on a bender
Cheese and wine and a bag for the afters
Bojo's flat and it's packed to the rafters
And you can hear the Tories singing
Oh, fuck the cost of living crisis
Rishi rich, he's making lines up
And if you're poor you're not invited
You can hear the Tories singing
Oh, well you're fucked if you don't like us
We're bully boys, we stand united
Enjoy the show, it's the new Love Island
You can hear the Tories singing
Well, it's one rule for us, no rules for them
I'm kinda worried 'bout the message it sends
When the lawmakers are lawbreakers
Caught in the act, think a fine's gonna pay
For the people who felt powerless as family died
Alone with no one by their sides, it's lie after lie
Boris clapping on the steps outside
While the NHS is privatised, and they'll be singing
Oh, fuck the cost of living crisis
Rishi rich, he's making lines up
And if you're poor you're not invited
You can hear the Tories singing
Oh, well you're fucked if you don't like us
We're bully boys, we stand united
Enjoy the show, it's the new Love Island
You can hear the Tories singing
'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them
'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them
'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them
'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them
You can hear the Tories singing
Oh, fuck the cost of living crisis
Rishi rich, he's making lines up
And if you're poor you're not invited
You can hear the Tories singing
Oh, well you're fucked if you don't like us
We're bully boys, we stand united
Enjoy the show, it's the new Love Island
You can hear the Tories singing
'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them
'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them
'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them
'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them
